Things I Have Pulled Out of My Couch

I have this purple couch, the only one I ever had, so it's old. This is amount of things I have pulled out of it:

• Apricot pit
• Apron
• Barrette
• Books
• Bra
• Bullets
• Buttons
• Candy
• Candy wrappers
• Cat toys
• Cell phones
• Chicken bones
• Chopsticks
• Coasters
• Dimes
• Drivers licenses
• DVD remote
• DVDs
• Earrings
• Flask
• Fork
• Hair pins
• Hairballs (created by my hair)
• Hairballs (created by other mammals)
• Hand lotion bottle
• Handcuffs
• Horseshoe
• Kittens
• Map of France
• Matchbox
• Necklaces
• Nickels
• Pennies
• Pens
• Popcorn
• Pork chop
• Potato chips
• Quarters
• Rats
• Ribbon
• Seed packet
• Shirts
• Snow globe
• Socks
• Stuffed animals
• Sweater
• Tank tops
• Tapeworm segments
• TV remote control
• Underwear