Hello friend,
I am currently unable to answer your email as I am on PTO doing important Equinox things like peeling apples and cleaning the graves as my grandmother taught me.
"Steveiemissymichaelerniesandymandy," she would yell, "Mandy, get out of the ditch and clean Pista's grave from all those leaves! And you remember, in this family we don't divorce our husbands we bury them!"
I don't know what killed Pista but he never made it out of the backyard.
If this is an emergency, you can hit up Joe or Topher. They are both snappy dressers with the brains to back it up.
If something is on fire, I suggest putting that fire out.
If you want to report my specific and measurable awesomeness, email my manager.
I'll be back on Tuesday.
Cheers my peers (and Mom),
Maddie
